the name's Kirk but you can call me captain
what's up fam my life's a dumpster fire *double finger guns*
Imagine CONSTANTLY shitting on things your friends enjoy then getting offended because they express a single negative opinion on something you like
when your reaper boyfriend edits his corporeal form around being slightly taller than you but doesn’t account for heels (or: kravitz keeps a goof going long-term to screw with taako)
I’m sorry I tried to make a good life for everybody outta here
[image description: a series of drawings of Lup, Magnus, Merle and Taako, resembling frames from an episode of the MBMBaM tv show. All the dialogue is written like subtitles on the bottom of the frames. Lup, a thin elf with long wavy light hair that’s shaved on one side, is driving an electric toy car. She’s pointing her umbrastaff in front of her as Magnus says, “Fuck you” and she says “Ay FUCK YOU” in all caps. Next, she’s smirking slightly as she drags her umbrastaff along the pavement, driving the car and saying, “Come out and play!” Next is a blurry frame of a shirtless Magnus and Merle grabbing car batteries and walking quickly past a building, saying “Grab a battery! Grab a battery!”
Next is Taako, a thin elf similar-looking to Lup. He’s wearing a pointy wizard had and holding a baton and piece of paper in the air, saying in all caps, “I’m gonna do toilet crime all day long.” In the next frame, he and Magnus are handcuffed together, holding their hands up in the air with neutral expressions. Magnus is wearing a vest, his chest bare and a handprint on one of his pecs.]
I would like to take this moment to thank John Mulaney for forever giving us “that’s what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking horse” as a way to react to literally every noise that comes out of trump’s mouth
“…but he was stricken by that beautiful sound reverberating in his ears — holy shit. Sweet little pink-cheeked, moon-faced Uraraka said holy shit, and it caught him off guard”
For Kacchako Week Day 5 - Melodies
idk if you ask me when someone says “Melodies”, the first thing I would think of is the fanfic Pink by Bergmite (11/10 would read again). Also excuse me for the quality, I’m just trying to rush these before the week ends.
It’s stupid for companies to pay for ads on Spotify: the only people who will hear the ads are people who have a demonstrated unwillingness to buy things that they don’t need.
